Junie B. Jones

March 30 @ 10:30 AM

Sponsored by Nancye B. Starnes

$15 Orchestra/Parterre, $10 Mezzanine $5 Balcony
$15 Tier 1 Box Seat, $10 Tier 2 Box Seat

Dear first-grade journal,

Hooray, hooray!  There’s a musical (a play all jumbled together with singing and dancing, I believe) that’s all about me, Junie B. Jones!  (The B stands for Beatrice, only I do not like Beatrice. I just like B, and that’s all.)

This is the bestest musical ever, I tell you!  It’s got loads of funny songs, and it’s based on a bunch of books this lady, Barbara Park, wrote about me and the things I do in first grade.

Junie B., First Grader (at Last!)

In first grade, I meet new friends (like Herb and José, but not that tattle-tale May).  But my new teacher, Mr. Scary, thinks I might need glasses!

Junie B., Boss of Lunch

I get to help my friend, the cafeteria lady!  And I get to wear a real actual hair net too! Who knows… Maybe someday I’ll be the boss of the whole lunch operation!

Junie B., One-Man Band

The whole entire first grade is having a kickball tournament!  Only, when I practice my kicking, I stub my piggy toe so badly I can’t play. But my friend Sheldon can’t play either.  So maybe we can do a half-time show instead!

Whew! I’m glad I can write everything down in my Top-Secret Personal Beeswax Journal! And you know what? I think I might like first grade after all!

Love (but not the mushy kind),

Junie B